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Name: Jaryllyn
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Separated at birth

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Forwarded link from my mom

Cheerleader gets a flu shot and can now only walk backwards

I'm probably going to hell for (laughing over) this (if it's true) 

As if that wasn't bad enough, Mason found a clip that challenged the authenticity of the video here.

Let me know how you go not/laughing


Thursday, November 12, 2009

Studying

F: Gavin.
G: What?
F: Every animal farts - even ants.
G: ...
F: You know when ants fart, they die.

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After concluding that none of the three of us (Gavin, Francesco and I) have any idea where Troy is, or to whom the Trojan Horse was delivered to...
J: Greece?
F: Probably.
G: Mm hmm.
F: Trojan... Doesn't that mean something?
J: ...From Troy?
F: No... It's like a word for something... Like a toy? Imma look it up. *looks it up* See, it says 'native ancient toy'
G: *looks at screen* It says 'native of ancient Troy'  

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

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inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:06 PM):

Ja i forgot to tell you!

i dreamt of you on Sunday

somehow we're in a schoool assembly kinda thing

inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:07 PM):

it was all quiet... but you were.. i dont kno wat u were doing.. but in my dream.. the feeling was.. you were chucking a fit or something.. like making a scene.. like u were angry..

you were sitting behind me

inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:08 PM):

and the assembly sitting was kinda like a circle... like in our first class seminar.. but there were maaany people

so anyway.. you were angry angry

and i was starting to feel everyone whisper whisper and give u evil face

inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:09 PM):

so i felt scared and i felt protective... i didnt want you to get in trouble.. so i started acting stupid... to get everyone's attention off you

hahahahahah

and in my dream it was working

inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:10 PM):

everyone was now whispering n giving me the wtf and frown-upon-you face

hahahaah

and i felt better cuz they're not being mean to you anyway

thats all i can remember!

Jaryllyn says:

hahahahaha!

inessa89@hotmail.com said (12:10 PM):

hahaahahahah


Monday, October 19, 2009

MSN conversation with IRobot Nguudle

Inessa ?????? says:

she's from hogwarts and having a holiday

Jaryllyn says:

hog your pangsai. im fucking oldschool

Jaryllyn says:

bahahahha

Jaryllyn says:

im the awesome scary girl who gets accused of knowing witchcraft

Jaryllyn says:

and then they try to kill me but i turn out to be a ninja assassin and kill all the ignorant inbred villagers

Inessa ?????? says:

hahahahahahahaha

Inessa ?????? says:

we shall try to make that movie one day

Inessa ?????? says:

robots and ninja's

Inessa ?????? says:

somehow

Inessa ?????? says:

make a good plot

Jaryllyn says:

omfg that will be epic

Jaryllyn says:

it will be like district 9

Inessa ?????? says:

hahahaha

Jaryllyn says:

but awesomer

Inessa ?????? says:

zomgg

Inessa ?????? says:

ninjas and robots mating

Inessa ?????? says:

wat would they turn out like"?

Inessa ?????? says:

ultra man

Inessa ?????? says:

eeeeee

Inessa ?????? says:

so ugly

Inessa ?????? says:

hahahahahhahaha

Jaryllyn says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Inessa ?????? says:



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